I may have my next birthday party at McDonald's just so I can get my hands on this awesome fucking t-shirt

Man, if I only I had held on to the countless t-shirts in this vein that I acquired while growing up in the 80s. I'm almost positive I owned this awesome "I had my birthday party at McDonald's" t-shirt at some point, considering McDonald's birthday parties were a staple of mine until Bowlmor Lanes took over, back when it was still an actual bowling alley and not some glorified club.

Anyone know of any place online that sells these shirts? I've scoured all 8 million of the Internet's cheesy vintage t-shirt sites, and incredibly, none of them seem to offer this outstanding item.