Manhattan needs the Angus Third Pounder NOW
I experienced quite the rollercoaster of emotions yesterday upon discovering that McDonald's recently launched a new burger called the Angus Third Pounder.Initially I began to flip out harder than I've ever flipped out before. Three new delicious-looking burgers, with a variety of spectacular toppings? Sign me the fuck up.
I'm an unabashed McDonald's fan, and have been since I was a kid. Admit it, you like Mickey D's too. Everyone loves to say how unhealthy it is and how the burgers taste like crap, but once you're in a McDonald's not even a vegetarian can resist temptation.
But my utter glee was shortlived, upon reading the fine print that so far McDonald's is only rolling the burgers out in Southern California. What the fuck? Isn't SoCal home to the most health-conscious hippies in all the land? Why on earth would they choose the west coast as the launching point for their giant, mouth-watering new burgers? Unacceptable.
Fortunately, initial reports have the new burgers selling like hot cakes, so continue to eat up, SoCal. New Yorkers need the Angus Third Pounder ASAP.
Labels: Angus Third Pounder, hippies, McDonald's, New York City, SoCal
posted by CT at 7:44 AM
4 Comments:
This vegetarian can resist the fuck out of McDonald's. Still, I feel for you. SoCal has the best hamburgers already (In-N-Out Burger), so you are right to be outraged at the unfairness.
RP
So true, I totally forgot about In-N-Out. I ate there every night I was in LA two years ago.
I'm still fuming about the lack of In-N-Out locations on the east coast. Damn California and its hording of good burgers.
Yes, truly we've got some great burgers. Although I still haven't had the angus and presume it to be shit.
Just go to Corner Bistro and quit your yapping.
I have had the pleasure of eating the Angus burger...all three of them in fact (I live right outside L.A. and there is a Mickey D's like a block from my apt.) Anyways, since I am not a hippie or health conscious, I will do my best to get those burgers to you. They really are tasty, so I don't think woofing down 2 Angus' per visit instead of just one will hurt so bad...I'll just get a Diet Coke with them. I gotta be patriotic and help my fellow Americans get this burger (according to the radio ads)!
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