This Is What We Do Now

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

How come Jewish girls have the biggest fucking tits?

When you attend Lehigh University as a gentile undergrad, there are several previously unforseen yet universal truths that are revealed:

1) In select areas of Long Island and New Jersey, money does in fact grow on trees.
2) Barry is apparently an acceptable name for a human female.
3) If you're Jewish, you went to camp with every other Jew in the tri-state region.
4) Not even the hottest girls can stave off weight gain on a 15-a-day Beast Light habit.
5) No one has bigger breasts than Jewish women.

For years #5 has plagued and taunted me, as I've tried to uncover why women of the Hebrew faith are more amply endowed than the rest of their female brethren. No one can argue with this. Indian women? Sorry. Asians? No chance. Catholic women? Maybe some of the Italians and Hispanics, but there's too much inconsistency. African-American ladies? Definitely tend to be on the voluptuous side, but they still don't seem to have across-the-board monster melons. Nope, no group of females has consistently enormous fucking tits quite like the Jews.

All of the hottest, huge-breasted girls at Lehigh were Jewish. Not only were their breasts tremendous, but they had zero problem flaunting them either. Of all the women I've met over the course of my existence (this list totals at least one or two), the ones with the biggest tits have always been Jewish. ALWAYS. I'm not just talking a nice set of Cs. Many of these girls have been the proud owners of breasts literally bigger than your head.

What in the world do they put in that matzoh ball soup anyway? Hell, I may have to limit my future daughter to a strict diet of pastrami on rye just to make sure her inevitable self-esteem issues don't stem from her rack.

So a big thank you to Jewish women, for keeping up your buxom end of the bargain. If any of you can clue me in on the secret to your large-breasted success, I'd love some edification. And in addition to my personal thirst for knowledge, women of other backgrounds and faiths could stand to take a cue from you as well.

70 Comments:

Blogger marie lyn bernard said...

Probably because they are usually shorter--and this stays consistant, because Jewish women marry short jewish men and produce short Jewish babies. Tall girls, generally, don't have big breasts, and usually went through puberty later (I think there's a correlation between early puberty and breast size). I'm 5'10 and Jewish and I don't have big tits, but that's cuz my Daddy wasn't Jewish and his scrawny family gave me their genes instead of my Momma's more heavyset compatriots. Also Jewish people are way richer than other people, across the board (unlike other ethnic groups, you'd be hard pressed to find a poor Jew), which means they eat more food and that causes early puberty too.

Also if you only eat lettuce, mustard and beer, like most Jewish college girls do, you'll get skinny everywhere but your boobs and then they'll just look bigger, relative to your tiny little bod.

8/15/2006 10:42 AM  
Blogger MonkeyPants said...

There's a direct correlation between big (natural) boobs and matronly upper arms... and eventual all-over matronly-ness.


Jus' sayin'...

8/15/2006 10:43 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

My ex-girlfriend was Jewish and complained she had small breasts. She was a solid B, but her vertical-challenged-ness made her look like a C.

That's not small. But compared to her camp friends, I'm sure it is.

8/15/2006 11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lars my friend, one short visit to the little slice of heaven known as FSU would have you quickly changing your tune. And did you really use the term "hot" to describe Lehigh girls? Yeah, I'm a snob now.

cbuck

8/15/2006 11:12 AM  
Anonymous Jane said...

I'm short. I have no boobs. I blame Jesus.

8/15/2006 11:26 AM  
Anonymous Amish said...

Another boob post? What the hell is going on?

(See also copyranter, Life Regurgitated, and Girl Also Blogs)

8/15/2006 11:34 AM  
Blogger Not Chosen said...

Since we're spouting the virtues of Jewish chicks, this one is my all-time fave:

Not Chosen, Just Posin' - A Guide to Jewish Women

8/15/2006 12:00 PM  
Anonymous large breasted jew girl said...

not all jewish girls have big boobs. my sister has a huge ass and no tits, while i have a full d (and no ass). either way, jewish girls are hot.
so, you're welcome, on all of our behalf.

8/15/2006 12:53 PM  
Anonymous mofoto said...

You know, I feel like my eyes have been opened! Gotta head keep my head on a swivel to verify your theory on huge jew boobs........thanks kid!

8/15/2006 1:33 PM  
Blogger Jaime said...

Short with a nice rack. Or so they tell me.

(I wanted to write more but I can't think of anything that isn't dirty. Not that I think anyone here would mind).

8/15/2006 1:45 PM  
Blogger David said...

Thousands of years of in-breeding. That's why we also all have terrible vision.

8/15/2006 2:08 PM  
Blogger concha said...

maybe instead of eating the soup, the just surgically insert the matzoh balls directly into their chests.

8/15/2006 2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jewish women have HUGE breasts because that's where we control the media from...inside boobies. Just don't tell Mel Gibson!

8/15/2006 2:56 PM  
Anonymous culotte said...

Does this mean Magic Jewball won the "best guest post" contest?

8/15/2006 3:23 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

Everyone here is overlooking the very obvious: The Jews are God's chosen people. DUH.

8/15/2006 4:03 PM  
Blogger T. said...

Ever since I went away to SUNY Buffalo for college and immersed myself in a sea od JAPS for the first time in my life, I've been a longtime fan of Jewish boobage. The neuroses are a handful though.

8/15/2006 5:19 PM  
Blogger White Dade said...

To that moron who goes to FSU:

Implants don't count as genetic superiority. And if FSU is heaven, I don't wanna see Hell.

Well, larry, this is post #2 I've seen complimenting Jewish chicks. Congratualions. you too are in the minority.

8/15/2006 5:31 PM  
Anonymous Lynch said...

after all these years I still feel the need to defend you CBuck no matter what....if Buck says its heaven then heaven it is

8/15/2006 7:06 PM  
Anonymous Amish said...

Woah, what happened to the pic, and my comment?

I hope I didn't offend anyone...

8/15/2006 11:09 PM  
Blogger queenie said...

ahh boobies...being jewish and having a big rack myself i wish i could shed light on this but alas no...my step mom has tripple D's...scary! luckily mine aren't that big...however my bf did ask me last night if they are getting bigger...hmmm???

8/16/2006 5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jewish women either have big breasts or a big ass. They never have both or neither. And that is a fact. It's science.

8/17/2006 9:30 PM  
Anonymous Fred said...

Queenie? How about you point us to a Flickr link so we can see 'said' rack? Come on, wadayasay?
Larry? Great post. Except what happened to the photo? Was that Queenie? UrFaninGa

8/18/2006 8:43 AM  
Anonymous DL said...

As a Jewish girl with exceptionally large boobs (DDs if you're wondering) despite a short-ish stature (5'4"), I would like to add my two cents about the source. INBREEDING. All our lives, we hear how important it is to marry a Jew but what do you get if you marry another Jew whose mother/sister/grandmothers/cousins/aunts/etc probably all have big boobs? MORE BIG BOOB GENES. Vicious cycle for us with back problems, but I'll still say (on behalf of my large breasted sisters) "you're welcome" to all the boys out there it makes happy.

As for the short Jewish men: I just have to say that I used to think we didn't grow them tall, but apparently since our parents' generation something changed -- my father is 5'6' and my baby brother is 6'2". Not to mention the numerous tall Jewish males my age that I am friends with. Did they put something in the water?? Not that I'm complaining...

8/18/2006 2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tall Jewish men are not exclusive to this generation. I am 6'3, my dad is 6'2" and my grandfather is 5"11 (he's from the old country, what can i say). That said, Jewish breasts have mystified me for as long as I can remember. And I have come to a definitive solution to the questions of why Jewish women have big breasts...WHO CARES!! They have them, I love them and thats all that matters. And to the guys hwo cant get past a little junk in order to enjoy the trimmings up front, go date an Irish broad.

8/18/2006 6:09 PM  
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8/20/2006 8:23 AM  
Blogger erin said...

i grew up with a lot of jewish friends. and i always wanted to know why they all (except one named Barrie) had big boobs. thanks.

8/22/2006 9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Without a doubt, you are certainly on to something here.

www.bigbreastarchive.com has bios on pretty much all the natural big breasted porn stars throughout the last 60 years. If you look at the top 100, there are at least 20.

For example... (judging by looks/name)
Dannie Ashe (well, for one thing she had the verbal intelligence to code up her own website in two weeks)
Clyda Rosen
Maria Swan aka Princessa
Arlene Bell
Devon Daniels
Eden Mor
Joan Brinkman
Joyce Gibson
Karla Klein
Gillian Pearl
Lilian Parker
Kerry Marie
Natalie Banus
Nika Movenka
Petra Verkaik?
Rosalie Strauss
Rosina Revelle
Stacey Owen
Sue Nero
Pat Davis?
Virginia Felsom
Yulia Nova
Ann Austin?
Zina?
Not to mention Shoshanna Lonstein, Jerry Seinfeld's ex. Madonna? Bette Midler.

Not bad for a supposed 3% of the population. Many of the others could likely be part Jewish too.

Jews being highly involved in the porn industry and Hollywood might have something to do with it also, as Jews tend to cluster and so it is more likely that other Jews would have opportunity to be recruited for porn.

Other Jews I have known in person had massive breasts as well. But then there is Natalie Portman. What's going on there?

As to why this is so, I have a few ideas.

Genes for Intelligence -> Wealth & Power
-> More food, hence shorter/earlier puberty and larger breasts, as someone here already mentioned. Although if more food is such a large factor, why don't polynesian women have huge breasts? It's not for lack of eating, that's for sure.
-> Ability to pick and choose a partner. Since having at least SOME breast is desireable by most, when Jewish males outbreed, it would be likely that they end up with a woman with breasts larger than average, and they will select at least average size breasts because they can.

As with any sex selective type trait, there tends to cluster both the genes for the trait and the genes for desiring the trait. This is because those with the trait attract those who most desire the trait, and their children tend to have both genes, if they didn't before.

Additionally, sex selective type traits divert energy into otherwise useless activity, which in the case of humans is fatty breasts. This trait is further enabled by a surplus of food through wealth. (Although fatty breasts do manage to function as a store of energy.)

-> Once the genes for larger breasts and the desiring of larger breasts are found at higher concentrations in Jews (see Russ Meyer), ability to pick and choose partners will mean that outbreeding tends to encourage breast obsessed gentiles (who have the wealth, power, gift of gab, whatever) to marry Jewesses, and breast obsessed Jewish men to pick exceptional examples of gentile women. Being half Jewish, it will then be more acceptable for their children and their grandchildren to eventually marry Jews. Additionally, they will likely have more exposure/affinity to the Jewish community. Of course, those with larger breasts or a breast fixation + ability to pick and choose will be more likely to again marry Jews, continuing the process. Half jews with smaller breasts or no desire for breasts or no ability to pick and choose will be less likely or able to marry Jews, further accentuating the difference.

-> Wealth/Power in this day and age rarely comes from physical strength, it comes from mental ability. If brain is strongly selected, then if there is a compromise between genes that produce brain and genes that produce brawn, brains will win out. Hence Jews (with the exception of pro-wrestler Goldberg) will tend to have thin, shorter frames. (He's one of the few in the small leaflet "Famous Jewish Sports Stars".)

Couple a thin (short) frame with the same size boobs compared to a larger frame, the smaller frame will have larger boobs with respect to the body.

Perhaps unrelated, Jews also have higher incidences of breast cancer as compared with the norm. But I suspect this is a result of selection for intelligence rather than selection for breast size.

Indian women often have large breasts as well. I think the reason for this is different though... it has to do with the feast/famine nature of their country. It's also the reason why there are very few top Indian athletes. Propensity to put on fat and not muscle means that they can last a long time without food because they have large reserves and difficulty burning off energy. In women this means that higher body fat levels give rise to larger breasts than normal, along with the appearance of larger breasts due to their smaller frames.

And no, I'm not obsessed. ;)

8/23/2006 10:25 PM  
Anonymous dror said...

First of all, hilarious.
I can tell you as an Israeli guy, that the big tits are one of our greatest assets (get it?) as a country. Ask any man who's ever been to Israel what's the best thing about it, and he'll say the giant racks (If he's not gay or a religious freak). Me and my friends have been thinking about it for a long time, and we came to the conclusion that it must be the Hummus (Is that how you write it?), but i don't know how much Hummus jewish girls in America eat, so maybe you're closer to the truth then we are. If it's really in the genes, we are the luckiest bastards in the world (at least in the field of big-boobiness, cause other than that we're pretty much fucked up).

8/28/2006 8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a retarded generalization. Perhaps you have other talents besides social commentary? You do not need a blog. Revive the oral tradition and share these observations with your frat brothers over an open flame.

9/08/2006 2:32 PM  
Anonymous Agentgary7 said...

With regards to the above list of “Jewish” women with big boobs “judging by looks/name”:
1) I have seen Danni Ashe’s name mentioned on some racist/anti-semitic sites like Davidduke.com among the “Jewish Moguls of Porn” but then these are the kind of sites that feature a photograph of Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff alongside one of Vladimir Lenin. Dubious at best. I distinctly recall reading a magazine interview with Danni in the 1990’s when her career was just starting to take off where she said something to the effect of, “I’m English. That’s where I get my big boobs from.” Lots of English girls have big boobs, like, for example, Linsey Dawn MacKenzie, pre-reduction, an all-natural 36 triple-H cup! And British, not Yiddish.
2) “Maria Swan aka Princessa”: real name Jana Defi, half-Czech, half-Italian, not Jewish (check her out at http://www.pinupglam.com).
3) Devon Daniels: I’m not sure about her. Years ago, I vaguely remember reading something in a magazine to the effect that she was of Italian ancestry, but then there’s been so much conflicting information about her. She certainly could have been Jewish. If she was it would officially make me the Happiest Man in the World.
4) Eden Mor: the Real Deal, a genuine all-natural double-H cup, born and raised in Haifa.
5) Joyce Gibson, a.k.a. Joyce Mandel: Russian-Romanian, not Jewish.
6) Kerry Marie: Born and raised in Britain of mixed Greek and Irish descent. Not Jewish.
7) Natalie Banus: Mother British, father part-Italian, part-Indian. Not Jewish.
8) Petra Verkaik: Father Dutch, mother – of all things – Balinese. Not Jewish.
9) Stacey Owen: Scottish. Just Scottish. Not Jewish.
10) Sue Nero: Her internet fan club identifies her as Jewish. That’s good enough for me.
11) Yulia Nova: Russian; not Jewish.

Some Big-Busted Jewish Women to consider:
1) Actress Lainie Kazan, born Lainie Levine.
2) Ex-Porn Star Annie Sprinkle, born Ellen Steinberg.
3) Former Hugh Hefner squeeze Barbie Benton, born Barbara Klein.

Possibly-Jewish Big-Busted Women:
1) Actress Lee Meredith (Ulla from the original “The Producers” and the Big-Busted Nurse from “The Doctor Sketch” in “The Sunshine Boys”), measurements 39DD-24-36, born Judith Lee Sauls.
2) The Two, the Only, an all-natural 36 double-G cup, Miss Chloe Vevrier, German national, born and raised in Berlin, mother French, father Czech, real name Andrea Irena Fischer.

Of course, there are a surprising number of Jewish actresses in Show Biz today who are remarkably lacking in the boobage department:
1) Debra Messing.
2) Natalie Portman, born Natalie Hershlag in Jerusalem.
3) Selma Blair, born Selma Blair Beitner. Gorgeous. Talented. Flat-chested.

I’m not going to deny the observation that the original blogger made. If you saw lots of Jewish girls on the Lehigh campus with huge knockers then you saw lots of Jewish girls on the Lehigh campus with huge knockers. I too have have known a number of Jewish women in my life with huge boobs (like my mother and sister for example). But as a general rule … ? That’s just too dangerous.

10/26/2006 12:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys should check out www.bradleyfishmusic.com

listen to jewish girl blues

10/27/2006 9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh... Yes Jewish girls rock! They do tend to be well endowed, but they're also way more interesting than most women: they're usually funny, smart, dysfunctional, and very sexy. Lovely women.

10/29/2006 9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's an easy one. Jewish men have small penises and God wouldn't do his chosen people like that. When he closes a door, he opens a window.

John 3:16.

11/22/2006 2:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had the same experience just down the road at Lafayette. The Jewish chicks had huge racks. I was lucky enough to experience some firsthand but my God!!
Oh and another comment, the money doesn't just grow on trees in Long Island and New Jersey, it also grows in and around Greenwich, Ct. Which is where most everyone knew each other from.
BTW: Lehigh sucks. Just thought you'd like to know.

11/26/2006 11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Found it - correction - Tbat's Jewish girl blues at www.bradleyfish.com

freaking hilarious

12/26/2006 6:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with u on that one but how do u know that its not a boob job and those are real..... and how old r u because u dont seem to have any experiance in thi catorgory, and stop goddamn cusing, u dont sound rightdoing it

1/04/2007 11:30 AM  
Anonymous Felicity said...

I have the biggest tits goddammit!

Felicity Fey

1/23/2007 3:14 PM  
Blogger n/a said...

that one missed me...i'm barely b. :(

but i heart matzah.

2/28/2007 7:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I conducted an in-depth study of big boobs at the University of Chicago, 1966-1970. Minimum for "big" was "over a D". I found one chick who qualified who wasn't Jewish. I was still working my way through 200 Jewish chicks when they handed me a degree and told me to get out...

2/28/2007 10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Jewish women often have large tits.

Too bad Jewish men often have small dicks.


Maybe they balance each other out?

3/02/2007 11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jewish women tend to be overweight (if not outright fat or obese), and often times large breasts come along with being overweight. If you want to be nice or PC you can call them 'stocky,' 'thick,' or 'zaftig.'

Jewish women (and often men) are just so damned ORAL, they most obviously have oral-fixation 'problems' (this is not a problem for all though).

Because of the over-orality of Jewish women, they LOVE to talk, suck dick (or eat pussy), and of course EAT; because they are overly oral and eat so much, Jewish women easily gain weight (much of it is then stored as fat reserves in their chests).

Inbreeding (especially among the Ashkenazim) also has a lot to do with it too I think.

It's good though! Large breasts are a sign of fertility! Jewish women do have increased rates of breast cancer though; if they had kids younger they wouldn't have a problem with this though...LITTLE KNOW FACT: if a woman has a child or children before her early 20s the chances of that woman getting breast cancer is virtually nil in her lifetime.

And do please remember what Saul Bellow said in his famous short-story 'A Silver Dish'...I quote: "Morris told him that this [breast cancer] happened only to neglected women, and was a sign. Morris said that if titties were not fondled and kissed they got cancer in protest. It was a cry of the flesh."

3/02/2007 11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To whomever said Jewish women "Tend to be overweight' etc. etc. and short etc. LIke they're ugly people, you're a fucking idiot. Go to Israel -- they have the most beautiful women in the world there who are rail thin... and Jewish.

I didn't realize Brook Burke was overweight. IN fact, at my university in Toronto, most of hte most beautiful girls are Jews... York University, which has the highest concentration of Jewish students in Toronto, was rated by Playboy as having the most beautiful girls... and, surprise, this was when most of the student population was Jewish.

Don't be jealous.

Not sure that I agree that they all have large breasts, but they tend to be above average in looks...

3/02/2007 2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have some Jewish ancestry and have a hugh dinger. It is embarrousing at times, because it reaches down to my knees and when I pass by a hot beautiful big breasted lady, it stands too attention, and it causes me some discomfort because I cannot allow it to roam free in public. Why do you think Adam went ape when God presented him with Eve. The first words out of his mouth was WHOA-MAN! And I am positively sure an instant hard on occurred immediately.

3/03/2007 4:20 AM  
Anonymous Booborama said...

First of all, I'm the last person in the world to embrace ethnic generalizations.
What I can tell you is that in the past I have had a long term relationship with a lovely Jewish woman.
After our relationship ended, my heart was broken and she married someone else.
What about her boobs, I hear you ask.
She and I had gone to a special bra fitting place years earlier.
The people there told her she should be wearing double G or H cup bra. That's double G as in, "Golly, those are Gorgeous and GIGANTIC". Or H as in "Heavy, Huge and Heavenly."
That answers the boob question, I hope.
Damn, I will always miss her and her wonderful big boobies.

3/19/2007 6:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Believe it or not, I actually found out a great answer to this question.

Jews eat a lot of chicken... more on average than the average world citizen.

Chickens are fed hormones which encourage growth. The hormones affect women by increasing breast size. This is especially true in Israel where they eat a lot of chicken and very little is organic- Israel women are thin yet buxom.

Its the chicken!

3/29/2007 12:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

marie lyn bernard wote:
"Jewish people are way richer than other people, across the board..."

Untrue. I grew up in an area full of Jewish people. Many of them were working class, and, as such, would have been at or below the median income for the area.

"you'd be hard pressed to find a poor Jew..."

This, on the other hand, _is_ completely true - because, by and large, Jewish people are smart and hard-working.

"(possessing wealth) means they eat more food and that causes early puberty too..."

Don't know about about the puberty bit, but I've known a number of working-class families that gorged themselves continuously, while I've also known many well-to-do WASPs who never had anything but wheat crackers and booze in the house (if there were no restaraunts or take-out availible, they'd literally starve). Wealth may predict the price of the food eaten, but it certainly does not predict the quantity (except in cases of extreme poverty).

Kudos to Agentgary for pointing out that while big-boobedness is common in Jewish girls, it is in no way exclusive to them - it does seem endemic in certain parts of Europe as well (Swedes, Poles, etc.).

3/29/2007 6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a 15 year old jewish male and i know alot of jewish girls and only a few of them have decent racks lol its like theres a gap they either have a huge rack or nothing... no in between lol i think puberty timeing has something to with it

4/04/2007 5:39 PM  
Anonymous arlo said...

Judge by name?? Many models use fake names.

Plus Yulia Nova wears a crucifix around her neck, often.

4/05/2007 7:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jewish women might be well-endowed in the chest dept., but Jewish men aren't at all known for being well-endowed in the crotch dept. This is possibly due to their 'Asiatic' origins.

But when G-d shuts a door He opens a window...

4/09/2007 12:51 PM  
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4/09/2007 7:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pehaps its because thy are SOWS????????????!!!!!!!!!!

4/25/2007 9:47 PM  
Blogger Rick said...

my wife is jewish. and while she doesn't have big boobs, she acts like she does. her posture and confidence lead others (including me) to respond to her as though she had big boobs. perhaps it's her sense of entitlement to the benefits of big boobedness on the basis of her heritage. or perhaps she really thinks she has big boobs. either way, i appreciate her boobishness althoguh i wish she were as sure about cooking as she is about her boobs.

5/02/2007 11:01 AM  
Blogger Agentgary7 said...

Totally, totally, totally relevant to this thread!!!!!

Check out this clip from the 1998 production of the Australian Union of Jewish Students Revue, "The Full Montefiore" (yes, you read all that right):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYoPIrzsgT0

Very funny and it really raised my interest (among other things).

5/07/2007 2:44 AM  
Blogger Agentgary7 said...

Sorry, the above link was:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYoPIrzsgT0

5/07/2007 4:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You think jewish girls have bigger racks than french girls?

5/11/2007 9:38 PM  
Blogger Lior said...

Nothing is sexier than a skinny jewish chick with a large perky rack

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5/15/2007 8:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jewish girls with big tits or big asses - dead right!

I can't say all the girls I've known with the biggest tits have been jewish, but the girl with the best ass I've ever seen was Jewish - Ruth Silver.

Robert Crumb, the cartoonist, talks about 'bean-shaped' buttocks in one of his comic strips (he also talks about jewish women's tits and asses), and that's exactly what Ruth Silver had. She was almost flat-chested, but had the most beautiful, big, plump, bean-shaped buttocks.

Everyone fancied her, and she always made sure her lycra bottoms were pulled up as tight as possible to make sure her ass was lookin its best.

6/02/2007 3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couple of belated and fairly trivial points: Linsey Dawn McKenzie was originally quite busty but then had two enhancement ops and an uplift before her final 'reduction' - because she signed an exclusive contract with Score magazine as an 'all-natural' model the myth usually overshadowed the truth.
Danni Ashe (Leah Manzari) was born in South Carolina, so she ain't English, maybe Italian.

6/16/2007 11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My girlfriend is jewish and she is short but has a great rack and firm. I am not jewish but our neighbours all are and those women all have great racks and have not complained when i have played with their tits. They love the attention cause their hubbies don't play with them. Way to go jewish racks.

6/18/2007 11:13 AM  
Blogger Agentgary7 said...

It's official people: Devon Daniels was NOT Jewish. I just acquired a copy of Gent magazine from July 1989 (I got it on ebay). The magazine features an interview with Devon:

Devon: ... I have a great appetite. I also love pasta. I'm half-Italian, after all.

Gent: What is your ethnic background?

Devon: Mostly Italian and Irish but there are some other nationalities too ... A very American-type mix.

Well, there you have it: Devon Daniels, two of the biggest - and NOT Jewish. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted.

6/30/2007 9:02 PM  
Anonymous jewish person said...

this page is a huge waste of space. more than any other page this is a testament to how fucking stupid people are on the internet. and how they will post any random retarded thing that comes in there mind without thinking. jewish women do not have larger breasts. i went to a 90 percent jewish public high school with an all girls jewish school around the corner and can tell you first hand what you're sayin is a bunch of crap. you probably met 1 or 2 jewish girls who had large breasts and are now think you've discovered some universal truth. and to the dipshit first poster who says you'll be hard pressed to find a broke jew, i am one. and know many. contrary to the dumb stereotypes you want to perpetuate jews are not all rich doctors and lawyers. like i said i grew up around all jews and only knew 1 kid whos dad was a lawyer and 2 whos were doctors out of hundreds. and shockingly 0 who were involved in hollywood or the media. just cause you are spoiled and clueless doesn't make it a jewish thing. when you venture out of you're gated home one day someone might care about you're opinion of what's going on in the world. the rest of you fuckers need to slit your throats before you can spread ignorance any further.

9/21/2007 10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get IP Address

10/17/2007 8:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a Chinese guy who finds Jewish faith very sincere.
Big tits or not , I would love to make out with a beautiful Jewish girl.

Jewish people have great values and virtues. I wish I was Jewish.

I am not circumcised , will this be a problem with Jewish girls?
I have a long thick tongue and able to do wonders with it. Any takers?

11/17/2007 4:40 AM  
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11/28/2007 3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jewish guys have small dicks? where on earth did u hear that? dont u know that we dominate the porn industry? (especially during the 70's and 80's) and if u need confirmation that its still the case check out seymour butts or ron jeremy! no chipolatas there! i love it fundamenatlists try to denouce us for being smut merchants and jealous guys try to say we have small dicks coz they are jealous we bang all the hot girls! god wouldnt have blessed our women with such fantastic mellons without giving us big manly rods to put between um!

i'm dating a christian hungarian girl who also happens to be acknowledged as the hottest girl in my college who says my schlong is bigger than any of her gentile ex-boyfriends and her friends hear the effects! and chicks love it circumsized and clean! so whatever jealous rant thats based on get over it!

from well hung jewish guy!

12/20/2007 3:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Italian women and Polish women also have big boobs.

Someone must have done a study correlating boob size with nationality.

Of course after taking weight into account.

1/06/2008 8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

these kind of generalizations are extremely uncalled for, untrue, hurtful and rude. as someone who is half jewish herself, i have heard most of them. i myself have extremely large boobs, but i am also tall. i dont know where the "most jews are short" thing came in, but i find it to be a quite unfounded statement.

1/27/2008 6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree that not all Jews are rich; of course not! There's all kinds of people in every group. There's rich and poor and everything in between, all over the world.

I grew up in a working class neighborhood and the old Jewish couple down the block made a living collecting scrap metal with a horse and wagon. Hard physical work, from sunup to sundown. They were just like the rest of us European immigrants: hard-working and barely getting by. And just like "jewish person" said on 9/21/2007 10:00 PM, my Jewish neighbors were NOT involved in Hollywood (lol).

And we all got along. We knew to respect their privacy Friday nights, and they knew Sunday mornings were quiet for us. We all got along. But that was many years ago (I'm a baby-boomer). Today it's all me-me-me, total selfishness, thanks to My-MSN-dot-com and My-Fox-Detroit and all the other self-centered individualistic capitalist crap that Ronald Reagan brought in.

Man, the human race sucks.

Thank you Republicans, for helping to destroy the world.

3/08/2008 12:05 AM  
Anonymous Schadenfreudian said...

I'm Jewish, so is my ex. She wore a 38DDD bra. My last lover was Jewish; she wore a 34G. You are right...Jewettes got boob game.

God is Jewish because he has a Jewish sense of humor: He gave Jewish men smallish peckers, and he made the women insatiable. That kind of ironic cruelty suggests a borscht-belt comedian.

6/06/2008 7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm Jewis, grew up in a largely Jewish community and, for the most part have dated Jewish women for the last 25 years or so. In my experience and observation, there are as many Jewish women of small to moderate breast size as there are large breasted Jewish women. The largest breasted women that I have dated, however, were all non-Jewish.

6/13/2008 12:46 AM  

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