Baltic Ave. can kiss my top hat and monocle-adorned ass

Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong decade. Why else do I find old-timey, 1920s-30s attire, attitude and lexicon so damn amusing? The general public seems to undergo unfortunate style throwbacks every few years, so why can't we turn the clock way back and start dressing Tammany Hall-style again?

How badass would it be if you saw some dude strolling around old Manhattan towne in this getup?



















And check this pimp out: