Someone oughta write that bitch

I'm not going to apologize for the lack of a real post today, because frankly, I don't owe you people anything.

Kidding aside, my brain is not functioning at the HyperMensa-like level at which it is accustomed to, and therefore I thought I'd show some love and rip off Suki by having a looksee at what some of my friends and heroes in the 'sphere are up to:

TAN is a crybaby.

Though I haven't watched a microsecond of the olympics, Dan seems to have watched enough for an entire Mexican family.

Remember that absurd marital contract that likely found its way to your inbox the other day? [DC] has a hilarious parody.

Heather gets a small taste of what I deal with on a regular basis.

Angelina returns, thankfully.

The comment section is back in full-force at the IJC.

Another one bites the dust: Poop craps out.

Pete continues his staunch policy of crapping out random links and hardly being bothered to write an actual post.

Slack has a fantastically awkward weird-ass exchange.

And White Dade wins post of the week for his hilarious interview with Anonymous.