If only your mother could see you now

As a twentysomething male, I of course have seen my share of porn. However, over the years one important question has continually arisen: who the fuck are the seemingly tens of thousands of women who apparently have no problem being photographed with a penis in their mouth? Porn stars are one thing; but it's safe to say there is considerably more amateur debauchery out there than anything else, and I simply can't fathom who these everyday women are that have no problem being photographed/videotaped fucking and fellating. Considering the sheer number, you'd think I'd have come across at least one of them in my time. Not that I even have any particular desire to have on-screen sex, but just the fact that there are countless women who will gladly gargle a load, eagerly be cummed on or just flat-out railed, all for the benefit of some pervert watching on their computer is mind-blowing.

Some of the funniest scenes have to be when a girl is blowing a guy, and clearly trying to eyefuck the camera. Let's think about this for a second - many women consider oral sex to be even more intimate than fornication, and I can't say it's all that surprising. Is there anything more inherently sexual, graphic and empowering than sticking one's penis, the source of a man's greatest pleasure as well as spewer of urine and semen, down a woman's throat, her vehicle for eating, tasting and communication? By getting head you are literally shutting a girl the fuck up.

Blowjobs are also one of the more unique sexual acts - men can jerk off, and while the act itself is nowhere near the experience of actual fucking, it's at least something of an approximation. But unless you're insanely flexible or a character from "Clerks," chances are you can't suck your own dick. The sense of authority a guy feels shoving his unit in a girl's mouth coupled with the feeling of power the female can derive from pleasuring him in a way he can only dream of makes getting head that much more sexually gratifying for both parties.

However, there's very little more ridiculous-looking than a girl trying to look sexy while inhaling a johnson. You have a cock in your mouth, dear. This really is no time to pose.