Back (briefly)

Hey gang,

Hopefully none of my massive following was dismayed to visit TIWWDN this week to find no new updates. I pride myself on trying to give all three of you who read this site something to at least chuckle about every day, but even I require rest and relaxation every now and again. As such, I spent the better part of the week in beautiful Cape Cod - an annual summer family tradition - hitting the Cape's beautiful beaches, riding to Hyannis in a limousine for a friend's 21st birthday, lounging by the pool, trying some new beer, cringing at the multitude of Red Sox fans, playing shitloads of mini golf (I shot four under par at Pirate's Cove, the best mini golf course in all the land. Eat it, bitches!), getting some great sun, and somehow managing to return with a head cold.

Anyway, I'm back in town for a few days before heading out to Los Angeles (with a night in Vegas) for the first time in my life next week, but I should actually have Internet access on the left coast, so I will try to update for you guys if anything fun/random/incarceration-worthy happens.

It was absolute heaven to have zero access to a computer this past week; although shutting off my brain for a few days left me with little material to blog about. However, I did stumble on an article, Lawmakers move to extend daylight savings time (albeit this news is already a couple of weeks old) that made me ridiculously happy. Is there anything worse than getting out of work and it being dark already? Outside of being forced to fuck Robin Byrd with a sandpaper condom, I'm hard-pressed to think of much else. As far as I'm concerned they could make daylight savings last the entire damn year. I realize that's probably scientifically impossible what with the sun and rotation of the earth and all, but science and I never did get along all that well, so fuck science.