The only thing that's "good to go" is your worthless existence

My hatred of Taco Bell's advertising campaigns is well-documented. Aside from Toyota, I don't know if any other major company has struck out so poorly for such an extended period of time. Most commercials suck, but Taco Bell consistently bottoms out the playing field so deeply that it ceases to exist as a vertical axis and actually transmogrifies into a black-holed vortex of suckitude.

I didn't think it could get any worse than complete ass-hats screaming "I'm full!" to no one in particular, as if engorging oneself on Taco Bell represented the epitome of human ecstasy. But that clever T-Bell marketing team isn't sated with one terrible idea, and seemingly won't rest until the entire nation is summarily flogged with retarded horse carcasses. As such, we have been deluged with ads featuring the spectacularly awful "good to go" guy, complete with quite possibly the lamest hand gesture of all time.

This brilliant piece of advertising places three kids in some sort of bizarre exhibition in which they have no business attending unless they are drunk and/or stoned, which would explain why they are rapt by this ridiculous-looking hipster hosting a presentation called "Classics Made Modern." Hipster douchebag explains how all the old shit you thought was cool is now new shit with even more useless features, punctuating each crappy new invention with his patented "good to go" brand of loserdom. One of the kids finally asks hipster about his food, because they are high. This prompts hipster to once again launch into his "good to go" routine, and after the announcer lies to you about how awesome Taco Bell is, the kids get the hell out of this creepy expo, giving us one more glimpse of the hand gesture. Only this time it's performed silently, because at this point we as the audience know that it is, in fact, "good to go."

It's difficult to determine what's worse - the fact that presumably adult humans excreted this tripe out and convinced someone to finance it, or that T-Bell clearly hopes the masses will start saying "good to go" punctuated by that wacky hand gesture in what will surely catch on as the next big fad. Unfortunately what T-Bell didn't anticipate was the serendipitous boon to the medical industry due to the outbreak of catchphrase regurgitator beatdowns.